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Joke of the Day

"Jewish If a Jew celebrates christmas they're only Jewish."

"So, Pee Wee Herman announced he has converted to Islam He's currently planning a pilgrimage to Mecca Lecca Hi Mecca Hiney Ho."

"What do you call it when Batman skips Church? Christian Bale."

"You never have to worry about Starbucks running short on coffee. I hear they always have a latte"

"Drinks at the bar should be served in capri sun-like pouches, and if you can't get the straw in, you are cut off."

"So I heard my gf fart for the first time...she denied it But I had already decided earlier, I'd never argue with my imaginary gf."

"Drugs don't ruin your career. Drug tests do."

"Kids today will never know what it's like to have a 3rd grade teacher who teaches every subject and even serves as dentist on fluoride day."

"God was truly looking out for me today I opened a bag of air and found a few Lay's potato chips inside."

"Breakups is just a fancy name for what happens when men win arguments."