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Joke of the Day

"Don't fear the onegina Commitment fearing men, do not fear the onegina syndrome, merely have a baby with her. It will feel like two."

"How difficult is it to live with erectile dysfunction? It turns out, it's not very hard at all"

"First they came for the people who loaded the dishwasher incorrectly & I did not speak out. Because they do my head in."

"[unzips fannypack filled with jellybeans and some fall out] Dammit [bends over to pick them up and the rest spill out] DAMMIT"

"My pal is 6 ft 5, and his wife of ten years is only 3ft 10. After a decade of marriage he's still nuts over her."

"Life is so damn funny when you have a dirty mind . . ."

"A Freudian slip? That's where you think one thing but fuck your mother."

"My dad had the heart of a lion. And a lifetime ban from the zoo."

"What has caused Caitlyn Jenner to put on weight? Trans fats."

"I loved Star Trek Into Darkness, but I have to admit the movie did have its pros and Khans"