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Joke of the Day
"Cereal is the sweatpants of food."
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"I trick people that I know Spanish by quoting fragments of Spanish songs I know, la bamba."
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"I was once a man trapped in a woman's body... But then I was born."
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"How do you find a blind man in an orgee It's not hard"
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"What's red and is bad for your teeth? A Brick."