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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump ? One's a dumb and the other is dumber"

"I can't be bothered with trivial details. Like facts."

"How do you find a blind man at a nudist beach? It's not hard"

"If a cat won an Oscar what would he get? An a-cat-emy award."

"Now 91 is waving his diaper over his head while 86 is running down the street naked with 79's pants. Working in the old folks home is hard."

"I make one mistake and my pharmacist now adds ""by mouth"" on the prescription label."

"Did you hear a bunch of surgeons are at the comedy club? It's open Mike night."

"What does an Asian with the biggest erection get when he walks into a wall? A broken nose."

"Another from my 25+ year old joke book... Girl 1: Whenever I'm down in the dumps I get a new hat. Girl 2: Oh, that's where you get them!"

"[True Love's gf on 7th day of Christmas, forcing smile] awww Swans! how sweet! thx hon, these 7 birds will go nicely with the other 16 birds"