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Joke of the Day
"What does a pimp do when his garden needs tending? He grabs a hoe."
Next Joke
"Damn you titties, stop being so glorious. Your owner is trying to tell me something and I need to make eye contact."
"What's the difference between pussy and actuall pussy? I dont know, I've only seen kittens out of those two."
"I just got a part in a movie about dog walking I'm playing the lead"
"What did the buffalo say to his son on the first day of school? He waves and says Bi son"
"There's no way Kat Von D knows when she's done showering."
"british cops are calld ""bobbys""& dont hav guns. i kno a kid in 3rd grade named bobby who has no gun. hes basically a cop if he go to england"
"Why are frogs always so happy? Because they eat whatever bugs them."
"I was told that hardcore Christians don't think anal counts as losing your virginity so that's why pastors get off scot free"
"Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun."