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Joke of the Day
"What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated? Basic Training"
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"If M. Night Shyamalan told a knock-knock joke. * Knock knock. * ""Who's there?"" * ""M. Night Shyamalan."" * ""M. Night Shyamalan who?"" * ""Nah, I'm just messing with you. I was inside the whole time."""
"A study says sugar is as addictive as smoking, alcohol and cocaine. Now I have to worry about testing positive for skittles!"
"I don't understand... ...how God can have Ten Commandments for the whole world, and yet my wife can have 152 just for our house."
"Want to hear a joke about black people? Never mind it won't work"
"how many ska kids does it take to screw in a light bulb? one to drop it and the rest to pick it up pick it up pick it up pick it up"
"lying on the floor with my mouth open just in case someone breaks in and decides to grate a bunch of cheese in there"
"I'm quitting the blueberry only diet. I haven't lost a pound and I'm getting tired of blueberry pancakes, muffins and poptarts every meal."
"I can't stand when guys complain about their girlfriends giving shitty hand jobs I see where they're coming from, but something about it just rubs me the wrong way"
"A terrorist invites his socially awkward friend to a party ""C'mon,"" he said, ""It'll be a blast."""