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Joke of the Day

"What's the final step before a sorority girl gets initiated? Basic Training"

"Did you know that people from Dubai don't like ""the Flintstones""? ... but Abu Dhabi do!"

"Do you like tapes and CDs? If yes, can I tape my dick to your forehead so you can CDs nuts?"

"My job keeps asking me to sign up for a marathon. I keep telling them I can't. I'm out of shape, I have weak knees, and 401k is a long way to run."

"I met an elderly at the park and asked him what was going on? He smiled and told me ""I have Parkinson"""

"*muttered from inside a bear* ""Go hiking,"" they said."

"Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing ""Happy Birthday"" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free."

"Calculators are useless What I need is a calcunow"

"A group of midgets were planning to rob a butcher's... But the steaks were just too high."

"I always get told off when introducing my wife... Apparently, the label 'ex-girlfriend' is highly inappropriate."