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Joke of the Day
"What goes cackle cackle squelch squelch? A witch in soggy trainers."
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"A man cheats... on his girlfriend named Lorraine with a girl named Clearly. Suddenly, Lorraine died. At the funeral, the man stands up and sings, ""I can see Clearly now, Lorraine is gone."""
"What do you get when you pour boiling water down a rabbit hole? Hot cross bunnies."
"Love many, trust few, and learn to paddle your own canoe."
"I recently received my PhD in palindromes. I now go by Dr. Awkward"
"Got a new car for my girlfriend, best trade I ever made."
"Want to hear a joke? Your government is competent and uses your tax dollars efficiently."
"Him: Where'd you get that black eye? Me: My girlfriend gave it to me. Him: I thought your girlfriend was out of town. Me: I did too..."
"Never end a tweet with a question mark. People will talk to you."
"What's the worst way to convince an officer who's pulled you over not to ticket you? ""You can have my beer if you let me go."""