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Joke of the Day
"What time do werewolf Cowboys have a shootout? High Moon!"
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"Sine, cosine and ln(x) are at a party Sine approaches cosine and says, ""Hey, what's ln(x) doing over in the corner by himself?"". Cosine responds, ""You see, ln(x) doesn't integrate very well""."
"I hate it when people make eye puns... It really makes me *lash* out sometimes"
"A fifth Fast and Furious movie? Let me suggest: Fa5t and Furiou5. That's a free one, Hollywood."
"When I'm sad I go to the fabric softener aisle of a store & imagine I'm in the clean mountains surrounded by blue sparkles and wild flowers."
"""I can't wait to see what my Happy Meal prize is! Wait...what the -"" [U2 is playing a free concert in the box]"
"Do you know what's funnier than 24? *25*"
"That's the thing with mental health It's all in your head."
"Babysitters are just teenagers who behave like adults so that adults can go out and behave like teenagers."
"How many ADHD sufferers does it take to... To get to the other si-- Knock knock."