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Joke of the Day

"where does a one legged waitress work? I-HOP"

"Why do petri dishes make good conversationalists? They're cultured."

"what did the prostitutes knee say to the other one? nothing, they have never met!"

"Did you hear about the bedbug? He was undercover."

"What's the hardest part about a fat nun's job? Getting into the habit"

"What is Ke$ha's favorite candy? TicTac"

"(i walk up to the counter at subway) hey hows it goin? (i rest my foot on the sneeze guard thing and it slams shut on the guys hands) my bad"

"Before you cannibalize your roommate due to cabin fever, remember that you cannot afford the rent alone. #blizzard2016"

"My wife hit me in the face with a frying pan and yelled, ""That's for all the cheating!"" She has a weird way of apologising."

"What does a Maple Leads fan do after his team wins the Stanley Cup? He turns off his Xbox and goes back to bed."