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Joke of the Day
"If a well endowed woman works at Hooters, where does a guy with an amputated leg work? IHOP"
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"I won't say she's a cunt, but she has a certain je ne sais twat."
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"Why do hot dogs come in packs of 8 but my dad left us when I was 6?"
"Did you hear about the hippy that drowned at the beach? Apparently he was too far out."
"I've noticed you keep tiny pictures of family members in your wallet. Nice, I didn't know you played. I'm looking to trade my Nana card."
"If by ""be (your) girlfriend"" you mean ""catch spiders and hide them in your pockets everyday"" then yes, I'll be your girlfriend."
"Teacher: What can we do to stop polluting our waters ? Pupil: Stop taking baths ?"
"My girlfriend is like a motorcycle I dont have a motorcycle"
"Hey websites, I will always ""skip intro"", so knock it off."