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Joke of the Day

"Where do Doggos go when they lose their tail? THE RETAIL STORE!"

"What do the twin towers and gender have in common? There used to be two of them, but it's offensive to joke about that now."

"Why did the comedian cross the road? To tell me this joke."

"ok, now say it again so my wife hears ""you're too big for this ride, sir"""

"What's the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea? I don't find the same reposted joke when I search reddit for garbanzo bean recipes."

"Why doesn't the melon get married? Because it cantaloupe."

"How many elves does it take it screw in a lightbulb? Two, but they have to be very small."

"How do you measure a Lego figure's shoe size? In square feet."

"Last week I called a lady a watering hole... but I meant well."

"Hello Darkness, my old frie- *the lights suddenly turn on* oh it's like that now?"