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Joke of the Day
"How do you get a fat girl into your bed? Piece of cake..."
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"Do they have a pregnancy test for immaculate conceptions?"
"What did Euler see in the toilet? Natural log"
"She sells sea shells, to multi-national oil drilling companies who use them as their logo, by the sea shore."
"There have been a lot of pro nazi posts on here lately Anne Frankly I'm sick of it"
"When apart, Sodium and Chlorine are harmful. When they form a bond, they are harmless to humans. Huh, isn't that ionic?"
"I can't stand people who curse. Fucking disgraceful."
"I love my husband. But, what really motivates me to stay married is how much weight I'd have to lose to date again."
"Me to 6 year old trick or treater dressed as a witch: ""I wish you'd cackle less"" Her: Give me a snickers you old piece of shit"
"The inventor of puppets must have been really fucking lonely."