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Joke of the Day
"How many gays does it take to screw in a light bulb? Just you"
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"Little brother told me this joke, genius. ""Why did Beethoven kill his pet chicken?"" -why ""Because it kept saying ""bok bok bok"""
"The airport lady at passport control saw I was American & warned me there were no McDonald's past security. I feel very profiled & grateful."
"Autopsy confirms George Michael choked on a chocolate bar It was a Careless Whisper"
"What's the difference between an optimist and a pessimist? One sees a glass half full, the other doesn't care because the glass is going to fall and break anyways."
"I used to know a friend who got sent to a mental hospital because he thought he was an orange. Poor Terry...... He got sectioned."
"I wanted to make a joke about black people dads But I don't know any."
"Everton fan, Colonel Gaddafi's last wishes were that he should be buried in the number 18 Gascoigne shirt as he wanted to be buried in the Gaza strip."
"What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? *gag*"
"Why are a prostitute and a teacher so similar? They both get screwed"