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Joke of the Day

"How many cats does it take for a woman to qualify as a ""crazy cat lady?"" None. Just a couple of youtube cat videos."

"Wireless Internet is like Sex You still want it, even if it's unprotected and in a public place."

"I don't feel bad ignoring the baby when she cries. If she really needs something, she should text me."

"Sex is like a game of cards. ....if you Dont have a good partner you better have a good hand!!!!"

"Doctor Doctor I'm becoming invisible. Yes I can see you're not all there!"

"I invented the upside down house. It's now a top cellar."

"Cup of coffe Patient: ""I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."" Doctor: ""Try taking the spoon out."""

"What's a turtle's favorite type of shoe? Green clog. (looks almost like a turtle shell)"

"Why do rabbits make good mathematicians? Because they're constantly multiplying!"

"RIP boiling water You will be mist. EDIT: AWESOME my gold cherry is gone!"