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Joke of the Day
"I like my women like I like my microwaves Small, white, and will kill any baby I put inside it."
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"I met a girl with 12 boobs Sounds weird, dozentit"
"If I was any lazier and non functioning I'd be Rosie O'Donnel's metabolism."
"What do you call it when two bottles of lotion start dating? A re-lotion-ship."
"The invention of the broom may have swept the nation... ... but the invention of the Galaxy Note 7 really set the world on fire"
"What do you get when you cross a loaf of bread with a buffalo? A buffaloaf."
"I took adderall next to a box of fortune cookies... And now I'm fluent in Chinese."
"Who was that on the phone Fred? Fred: No one important. Just some man who said it was long distance from Australia so I told him I knew that already and put the phone down !"
"I'd like to thank my neighbors Who have always been by my side"
"Why is George Bush in bed every night by 9:10? Because nothing good happens after 9:11."