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Joke of the Day
"Why did the rabbit go to rehab? He was hopped up on easter eggs."
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"A homeless guy just gave me some change. Note to self: When in public, wear pants."
"Why wouldn't the two tampons talk to each other? They are both stuck-up cunts."
"Why do blondes have big belly buttons? Their boyfriends are also blonde. [A joke I heard in grade 6.]"
"I feel bad for that goober from the Mucinex commercials. It's not his fault he's a little snot."
"*in a fight with Humpty Dumpty* ""You don't scare me, I eat eggs like you for breakfast"""
"[DEATH ROW] WARDEN: Last meal? CON: Just a glass of lemonade please *Drinks lemonade/Burps* WARDEN: Pardon [CON WALKS FREE] W: SHIT"
"welcome to fireman school. raise ur hand if you thought this was firefighter school *all hands raise* wrong *lights self on fire* FIREMAN"
"Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person A: Do retarded people know that they are retarded? Person B: I don't know, do you?"
"I told my therapist I don't wanna see her anymore. She said from what she's learned, that means I'll fuck her 3 more times."