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Joke of the Day
"Should have never gave my cat a lemon, now heis walking around like a sour puss."
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"What do the Starship Enterprise and toilet paper have in common? They both fly around Uranus wiping off Klingons"
"Emotions are like shit Sometimes you've gotta let it out"
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down"
"Playboy bunnies are weird. Who decided that women look sexier dressed up as half-human half-rabbit monsters?"
"Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips."
"I saw a man hitting on a cheetah. He was trying to pull a fast one!"
"Must suck to see your ex getting married. I wouldn't know, all mine have died in mysterious, firey car crashes."
"Why didn't Superman rescue Princess Diana? Because he was in a wheelchair."
"Q: How did Bill and Hillary Clinton meet? A: They were dating the same girl in high school."