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Joke of the Day
"Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? Ask your mother!"
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"so this baby seal walks into a club... ...he got smashed."
"Yo. Wanna do graffiti? ""Sure man"" [My friend makes a cool gang symbol on a wall] Cool. Let me try [Mine reads KELLY WHY DID U LEAVE ME]"