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"Don't touch my twat my itchy twitchy twat .... Miley Cyrus. Ba dum tish"
"""the immaturity and the copying are my main issues"" I say in a whiny voice as my wife storms out of the counsellors office"
"For a second I thought this cookie had raisins in it, but luckily they're just spider egg sacs."
"What do you call a masturbating cow? Beef strokin-off."
"I was looking in the mirror this morning and noticed a tiny bald patch on the top of my head. It appeared out of thin hair."
"How do you stop black kids from jumping on the bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."
"What's the difference between a priest and a pimple? At least the pimple waits until you are 14 before it cums on your face."
"I like my women just like my wine 10 years old and locked in the cellar."
"Who is the only person to get 15 Million dollars from a Nigerian prince? Hillary Clinton."