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Joke of the Day

"if i ever go missing please don't use that photo of me holding a sign that says ""if i ever go missing don't look for me."" thanks"

"I've always been corny... When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows."

"How about we do some peer-to-peer sharing? Your domain or mine?"

"What do you call a woman who misses her period? Fucked"

"if ur getting chased by a bunch of drunk 90's kids just yell out ""in west Philadelphia born & raised"" then u got like 2 min to run"

"Joker: You're endangering a minor Batman: He's my partner Joker: Why's he in his underwear? Batman: So we match. Look, this isn't about me."

"KFC is a shelter for battered chickens"

"What is the difference between snowmen and snowomen? Snowballs."

"What do you call a Kansas cover band composed of physicists? Baryon my wayward son!"

"What's blue and gold and comes in brownies? Cub Scouts."