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Joke of the Day

"We should bury everyone upside down so if they come back as zombies they'll dig the wrong way. It's called thinking ahead guys."

"I used to be a man trapped in a woman's body... but then my mom gave birth."

"Hey, people who use crystals or all-natural products instead of deodorant: You don't need to keep informing us. We know."

"I've got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number."

"This guy just rubbed up against me so hard in line at Starbucks now I know what an altar boy feels like."

"It seems r/jokes has developed a fetish for one-liners... Despite all the shortcomings."

"The first gay couple has married in Ireland. Please send best regards to Gerald Fitzpatrick who wedded Patrick Fitzgerald."

"My 6 year old Niece's Joke What did the Hippie say to the invisible elephant? Hey dude, you're outta sight!"

"After a few days with family, a padded cell with WiFi sounds like the perfect getaway."

"What did the Queen fans say at the stoning? We will We will Rock you!"