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Joke of the Day

"I spilled spot eraser on my dog... Now he's gone."

"If I was Penguin's attorney I'd request bail by saying ""He's no flight risk!"" Then Hi-5 the whole courtroom but Batman. I'd leave him hangin"

"What do you call a midget psychic running from the law? A small medium at large."

"2010: Didn't jog 2011: Didn't jog 2012: Didn't jog 2013: Didn't jog 2014: Haven't jogged ~ This is a running joke"

"If you move to a different country at least TRY to fit in with the culture. Like when I lived in Italy & changed my name to Mario Spaghetti"

"Death is not the end. You still have to dispose of the body and hide the evidence."

"A man just got a car for his wife. Now, thats what you call a fair trade."

"Can someone help me figure out how much water I need to add to this baby powder in order to make a baby?"

"Why is Ireland the richest country in the world? Because the capital is always Dublin."

"What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender? No boos for me."