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Joke of the Day

"A sheep, a drum, and a snake fall down a cliff... bahhh dum hisss"

"If a word in a dictionary were misspelled how would we know?"

"Sanders supporters are like... that kid in class that gets Fs and Ds the whole semester and then says ""If I get a 100 on the final I can still get a C"""

"Did you know semen leaves the penis at 50 miles per hour? That means it's illegal to ejaculate in a school zone, but I don't think I got arrested because of the speed."

"How do you show a Muslim Girl you're into her? You pull your Dick Out for Haram Bae"

"Alphabet Soup I ate 4 bowls of delicious alphabet soup. After that I had a massive vowel movement."

"Why did Dairy Queen get pregnant? Burger King didn't cover his whopper."

"Do not underestimate me. 16 just dared me to eat the fish food. It's freeze-dried worms. Wasn't bad. I'm hungry."

"Hey thieves, ya know what's easier than avoiding rape in prison? A job."

"The day after I was diagnosed with Alzheimer's, I lost my calendar. My life has been pretty uneventful since."