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Joke of the Day

"They say behind every great man is a great woman. Never been that into pegging though."

"What do you call a deaf gynecologist? A lip reader."

"Admit it, you smiled. What do frogs do when they are depressed? They Kermit suicide."

"What happens when you mix mustard and ketchup together? it's must-up ..*rubs brow*"

"My current favorite people are atheists who are big into astrology."

"TIFU with my girlfriend... ...She was on top"

"discontinue use and talk to your doctor if you experience death, as this may be a sign of a more serious condition."

"If y is dependent upon x, that means y is determined by x. So we could call y the determinant. If that's true, then we can call x Arnold... because it's de-terminator. Heh."

"I had all these small cheese squares but nothing to put them on. I was really cracka lackin'."

"Why did the chicken cross the road? Because there was too much pride on his side."