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Joke of the Day

"Why can't women ski? there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom."

"What band does a wannabe join? Rock Band for the XBOX 360"

"Did you hear about the masturbating Chinese brothers? Their names were Lo Shin and Ti Shoo"

"I'm quite sure if Adam had offered Eve a donut, that whole Garden of Eden thing would've gone in an entirely different direction."

"Why do all the best golfers keeping buying socks? They get a hole in one!"

"Why can't a blonde dial 911? Because she can't find the number 11 EDIT: Maybe the fact she thinks it was called 9-11 was part of the joke?"

"What does Paul Inces mum make for Christmas ? Ince pies !"

"Love is patient. Love is kind. Love has never been in a relationship apparently."

"I'm going to have a kid and name him Mark... ...so I can make my Mark in the world."

"You guys hear that Atheists don't get taxed? Apparently they are a non-prophet organization"