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Joke of the Day
"Why can't women ski? there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom."
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"Pope John Paul is being sainted. What a snub to Pope George Ringo."
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"How do you tell if the stage is level? The drummer is drooling from both sides of his mouth."
"Why is a Christmas tree like a bridegroom? After the big day, its balls are the first thing to come off."
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"What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it."