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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between beekeeping and falconry? Falconers have to be more talon-ted"
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"I can't wait to die.. and see what religion was correct"
"Yo momma is so fat... When she got on the scale it said, ""I need your weight not your phone number."""
"The road to Hell is paved with everything that feels like Heaven."
"What do you call? (NSFW) What do you call a woman with no legs? I've got no idea, but have you seen the mess a snail makes?"
"What do you call a Mexican in quick sand? Quatro Sinko"
"Liverpool have went from SAS to LOLS From Suarez and Sturridge to Lallana Origi Lambert Sturridge"
"How are a homosexual and a tumbleweed alike? They keep blowing and blowing until they end up on a fence in Wyoming."
"What's Elon Musk's favorite band? The Cult."
"My doctor told me I need to stop masturbating. I guess it was kinda getting in the way of the physical."