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Joke of the Day
"What do Mormons say when they go to the strip club? Do they come in bulk?"
Next Joke
"A girl at my work is going to be having a baby. I haven't decided which one yet though."
"What do a basketball player and a beer brewer have in common? They both have hops."
"Why did the movie critic give the movie he received on a burned disc a 3.14/5? Because it was pi-rated."
"Why cant billy ride the swings? he has no arms. knock knock. Whos there? Not billy"
"Wife: My family is coming over. Me: ....? Wife: PANTS! PUT ON PANTS!"
"Hipsters favorite ocean is Frank Ocean."
"What do you call an illegal immigrant and a pedophile fighting? Alien Vs Predator"
"I lost 80 pounds a while back... British prostitutes are expensive."
"When you talk to ghosts, they always tell the truth. When you speak with them, they're really transparent."