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Joke of the Day

"Hey Can_ZigZag: what did one burning bush say to the other? Ain't no way they're makin' a fuel out of me!"

"The Klu Lkux Klan... The original boys in the hood..."

"How do you teach a girl math? Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply."

"What is the difference between a group of Pygmy riddlers and a lesbian track team? One is a group of cunning runts and the other is a group of running cunts."

"What do you call a group of eight cowards? Octopussies."

"I want to start a subreddit about erectile dysfunction, but I seem to be having a hard time getting it up."

"Walentine's Day When your woman decides to give the gift you really wanted."

"Why do you have to pee so quickly after you start drinking beer? Because it doesn't have to stop off to change color!"

"I hate it when strangers question me. I'm with my kid, & this lady goes, 'He's cute. Who does he look like?' I'm like, 'Your husband'"

"Q: What does it mean if a guy remembers the color of a woman's eyes after a first date? A: She has small tits."