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Joke of the Day

"When I see a flash mob in public I immediately join in to make it seem like they didn't practice enough."

"The Parachuteless Dave Michael: Dave is so brave! He jumped out of a plane without a parachute! John: Ohh is it true? Where did you get the news? Michael: From his funeral."

"What's the difference between three dicks and a joke? Your mom can't take a joke!"

"I'm still angry about those Oreo Thins. I'm here waiting for TripleStuf and QuadrupleStuf and they're all ""we went the other way with it."""

"The problem with telling lawyer jokes is Lawyers don't think they're funny, and everyone else doesn't think they're jokes."

"What do brunettes and red-heads do on Friday nights? Make blonde jokes!"

"I saw the funniest joke... Your life."

"How was copper wire invented? Two Scotsmen fighting over a penny"

"I was going to make a gay joke... Butt, fuck it."

"I wonder if the username ""That Cab"" is free, cause a lot of people would want to follow ""That Cab"""