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Joke of the Day

"It's been so hot lately, so I finally got a new AC... and i nicknamed it DIRK cuz it's so clutch against the heat."

"If there is one thing the Internet has taught us it is that even the dumbest people on Earth have somehow learned how to use the Internet"

"I hate when people say, ""You barely touched your food"" like what do you want me to do stroke it?"

"What is the difference between period blood and sand? You can't gargle sand!"

"Diarrhoea runs in my jeans"

"A man walks into a bar... Ouch!"

"To the people complaining about my tweets. Sorry I'm not justifying your monthly subscription of $0"

"How to spot a blind guy in a nudist colony? It ain't hard."

"What do you call a tube with a degree? A graduated cylinder."

"Sorry your password must contain the entire alphabets, your left foot, a theme song to a television show and the blood of your enemies"