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Joke of the Day

"My 4 y/o doesn't realize that things in life have happened before his existence. I bet this is what life is like for Kanye. Let's be gentle."

"My veterinarian told me to stop feeding my cows round bales of hay... they don't provide a square meal"

"Guy asked me today if I've ever owned a dog. I was like lmao yeah I own dogs all the time they can't even say shit back"

"My Father was a brick layer before he was sent to prison. To this day he still isn't a free mason."

"The 4 year old thinks a cat's tail is it's underwear because it covers the butthole. I can't really argue with that logic."

"what do you call a communist in a hurry? A soviet rushin! (wackady shmackady doo)"

"Knock Knock. Who's there? Dragon Ball Z. Dragon Ball Z Who? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z"

"Me *about to get hit by a bus* OH SHIT I'M NOT THE MAIN CHARACTER"

"News Anchor: Our correspondent at the scene had this to say. *cut to correspondent* Correspondent: This."

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