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Joke of the Day
"There was a murder at the mime convention Everyone was left speechless"
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"Dude, I'd love to go out with you, but this one person 80s dance party in my living room isn't going to host itself."
"Boss: Why weren't you at work last week? Me: Why are you living in the past?"
"What do you call a large group of prostitutes? A whored"
"What did the slutty DNA say to the other DNA? Unzip your genes."
"Have you heard the joke about the sky?? Well it's over your head anyway..."
"Why were people milking cow upside down? Because the system went tits-up"
"""Just because you can't dance, doesn't mean you shouldn't dance"" -Alcohol"
"My friend thinks he is smart. He told me an onion is the only food that makes you cry, so I threw a coconut at his face."
"They discovered a new mummy in an Egyptian pyramid. He was found wrapped in chocolate and golden foil. They believe his name is Pharaoh Rocher."