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Joke of the Day

"What do you call it when someone has sex in exchange for spaghetti? Pastatution"

"First world problems: ""My fingers are frozen! I can't type!"" Third world problems: ""My fingers are frozen! I'll have to amputate them!"""

"What gun does Jesus hate the most? The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the /r/pka podcast"

"For a good party trick, drill a hole in the top of your medicine cabinet and fill it with marbles before you invite people over."

"While commemorating my father's various physical feats, one friend asked if he was ""shredded"". He was cremated. :("

"You know what would really suck? Finding a needle in a haystack."

"Came home and my wife was having sex with some guy in our bed. I confronted her, she denied everything, but I know our bed when I see it."

"I think your first love holds the biggest piece of your heart because they made the first cut."

"The real question Am i the only one who thinks that porn websites should end in .cum instead of .com?"

"What is moist, smells great, and is for dinner tonight? My poop"