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Joke of the Day

"Interview Joke Interviewer: Why should we hire you Interviewee: Coz you are hiring :)"

"USA lose graciously to Belgium in the World Cup. Obama says no hard feelings & any drones heading towards Belgium are nothing to worry about"

"I just want to meet a nice girl who hates the same stuff as me."

"I always yell ""Cut!"" after I drop the soap in the shower because there's usually some Peeping Tom filming me & I want that part edited out."

"What do the pizza delivery guy and the gynecologist have in common? They both can smell it, but can't eat it."

"""It's a competition, I didn't come here to make friends."" -- Jerry, the 1st contestant eliminated on this season's ""Friendmakers""."

"There are a ton of nihilists protesting downtown today... They're part of the #NoLivesMatter movement."

"Why was six afraid of seven Because Jenny is a hoe"

"sometimes I wonder if Einstein's friends were ever able to say ""nice work, Einstein"" without sounding sarcastic"

"The Flat Earth Society Has members all around the globe."