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"A baby seal walks into a club.... ba dum bump - ting...."
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"""Sorry, that was my bad."" ""Your bad what?"" ""No. I'm just sayin': Sorry. My bad."" ""You're bad at completing an apologetic sentence?"" ""Yeah"""
"What does a bungie jumper and a condom wearer have in common? If the rubber snaps they're screwed. <----- this is a classic xD"
"Gold Medal What's better than winning a gold medal at the special Olympics? Not being retarded!"
"What do you call a blonde Jew? Goldie Lox (my little sis just came up with this...or so she said)"
"Two peanuts are walking down the street. One was... ...raped and sodomized."
"Got 3 boxes of tampons, Midol & Ibuprofen at the store. Checker was so scared he paid for my shit & carried it out for me."
"I got arrested for creating a youtube channel Cat videos and DIY makeup channels are the most popular on YouTube. But apparently you run into all kinds of trouble when you combine the two."
"How many french men does it take to conquer Paris? No one knows, it's never been done."
"What do you call a septic cat? pussy."