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Joke of the Day

"(Possible nsfw)Adam was watching Eve.... Masturbate with a fish. God said, great now I'm never gonna get the smell out!"

"I'm always ready with my mallet when sewer workers poke their head up from under a manhole."

"Is old rope good enough for a hanging? Frayed knot. That stuff is bad noose."

"Do cute firemen still come when a cat is stuck in a tree? Only in case of fire? Fine. But pretty sure my cat won't like being set on fire."

"what do you give to the god of shit? Sacrifeces"

"Stephen Harper's Campaign Against Trump ""Donald Trump: He's just too old"""

"I'm nog saying your mom's a slut but when you were born she did slid you in and out a few times"

"Why did the rope get put in timeout? Because he was very knotty."

"""If I should die before I wake, please don't draw any dicks on my face."""

"This is so embarrassing, what's your name again? - me, the first 30 times I meet everyone"