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Joke of the Day
"Half-Life 3 is getting made."
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"I washed my antibiotic pills down with a probiotic shake and now I'm back to square one."
"Told my kids to get rid of toys they don't play with, so if you hear a commotion it's just them desperately playing with every toy they own."
"When you open your heart to someone, there is blood. Lots and lots of blood. And then you die. So don't open your heart."
"If someone calls you fat... Just turn the other chin."
"A short joke for you Redditors What did the Buffalo say to his son? Bison."
"Why do Catholic priests like Indian restaurants so much? Unlimited fresh naans!"
"What do you call somebody who is anti-vaccines? An idiot, just a god damn idiot."
"A Jewish boy asks his father ""Can I have thirty dollars?"" His father replies ""Twenty dollars? What do you need ten dollars for?"""
"Hey girl are you soy sauce because you always ""no MSG"" me back"