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Joke of the Day
"You're never drinking alone if you nickname your ice cubes."
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"The Most Dangerous Place on the Planet! Those BASTARDS!!! It's a [death trap](http://www.savagemill.com/wp-content/uploads/StoreFront_HandsOfTime.jpg)..."
"Where did the cat go when it lost it's tail? To the retail store!"
"How do you mess with a blind person? Leave the plunger in the toilet."
"If I had a dollar for every joke I've recycled I would have a lot since this is a popular style of joke"
"I saw a blind person skydiving today Man, what a jerk. Scaring his poor dog like that..."
"China has a population of a billion people. One billion. That means even if you're a one in a million kind of guy, there are still a thousand others exactly like you."
"Fortune tellers I saw a fortune teller the other day. She told me I would come into some money. Last night, I fucked a chick named Penny. What are the odds?"
"Ladies; When a guy says he ""just wants to be friends"" he means with your v@gina."
"Can someone give me a pun about death of a salesman. preferably about willy, but anything will do"