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Joke of the Day
"Where is the best place to find hot grills? A barbecue"
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"Q. What did the blonde say when she knocked over a priceless Ming vase? A. ""It's okay Daddy I'm not hurt."""
"bury me in a dog park so i can be some dogs treasure"
"I saw a huge spider wearing a turban and carrying an AK-47 yesterday and I shit myself. I'm guessing I have Iraqnophobia."
"I cut so much rug... ...that I had to open a PLPD policy on my feet."
"Did you know there were vegetarians in Medieval Europe? More often than not, they were called ""peasants"""
"If you're ever interested in having a near death experience just tell a girl she's not hot enough to be that crazy."
"Jehova's witnesses don't celebrate halloween I guess they just don't appreciate random people coming up and knocking on their doors."
"Did you hear about the scarecrow who won the Nobel Prize? He was outstanding in his field. From: http://www.dadlaughs.com"
"A corpse walks into a bar... And asks the bartender for a lemonade. ""Of course!"" says the bartender, ""I've never seen a stiff drink!"" Courtesy of the video game Fable 3."