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Joke of the Day

"If my wife comes to bed nude it's ON, but when it's me at the end of the bed naked she's all ""what are you doin, we're at Mattress City."""

"Women are like angels, and when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly....... on a broomstick, we're flexible like that"

"How Many Dragonball Z Characters Does it Take to Screw in a Light-bulb? just one, but it will take 4 episodes."

"Einstein made a theory about space ...And it was about time too."

"Ants Dancing ? Q: Why did the ants dance on the jam jar? A: The lid said, ""Twist to open."""

"I like a good long cuddle with my girlfriend after sex It's the quickest way to deflate her"

"Mortgage Dream The dream of the older generation was to pay off a mortgage. The dream of today's young families is to get one."

"How do you comfort a grammar fanatic? Their, they're, there"

"my default response when someone questions a risky text of mine is ""sorry, I was drunk."" But now everyone thinks I'm an alcoholic so..shit."

"OP's sex life."