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Joke of the Day

"Why do we put candles on top of a birthday cake? Because it's too hard to put them on the bottom!"

"Today i learned that the average person has 8 sexual partners in their lifetime Today i also learned im a whore"

"Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter? He was Snowden."

"What's the difference between a pun and a dad joke? A pun can make you groan, but a dad joke goes even father."

"I should run for public office just to see the scandalous dirt they dig up on me. I would really like to piece together my twenties."

"Why was William considered a enemy? Because, His last name was Dafoe"

"One day two blind men started fighting. Pretty soon a crowd surrounded them. Then one of the members of the crowd yelled out ""I bet 10 bucks on the one with the knife."" Both men ran away."

"I quit my job so I had time to file my income tax That's the joke"

"Some people say Ketamine is just for animals... They need to get off their high horses."

"Q: What are the best ten years of an Irishman's life? A: Third grade."