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Joke of the Day

"Did you hear about the shooting at the Dyslexic makeup factory? It was a total mascara."

"How do you know when to use ""fridge"" or ""refrigerator""? Open it, if there's a 'd' in it, it's a fridge."

"I'm sorry, but your safe word must use letters, numbers, punctuation and be at least 16 characters long."

"What do you call an elevator full of white people? A box of crackers."

"Two drums and a cymbal fall off a cliff... Ba Dum Tiss"

"redneck incest paradox Apparently, there are guys down in Alabama, there, who are their own fathers!!! (I can say this, safely, because I live in TN. We don't do anything fucked around here..."

"What kind of bees can you get milk from? Boobies!"

"Hey Febreze, I don't go around with garbage in my car, but if nobody could tell I just smoked a joint in there, I might buy some."

"So a baby seal walks into a club. The end."

"What's white on top and black on the bottom? Society. (All black people, take a jab - i'm jewish and not racist!)"