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Joke of the Day

"Where do sick boats go? ........to the dock!! HAHHAHHAHAHHA"

"Taking that CPR class before Highschool... Led me to believe that choking and strokes would have occurred more often that I thought."

"What's the difference between getting the girlfriend pregnant and locking your keys in the car? How pissed your wife gets when you explain the coat hanger."

"God: U have to build an ark to save the animals from a tsunami Noah: But you're god, can't you just stop the tsunami God: *loves boats* No"

"A co-worker has stopped acknowledging me in the hallway. Please tell me what I did to make you want to ignore me, so I can do it to others."

"Halloween is the only day of the year you can ask someone ""what are you supposed to be?"" without triggering an existential crisis."

"A Storm Trooper and a Red Shirt get into a fight. Storm Trooper misses every shot. Red Shirt dies anyways."

"Yo dawg...pass me my 9mm I didn't realize these bolts were metric"

"Why was Mrs. Clause's stocking full on December 21st? Because Santa came early this year."

"Why were the Native Americans in America before us? They had reservations."