75693

Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend reminds me of Chernobyl... There's nuclear fallout when she over-reacts!"

"I used to have a weird affliction that caused me to alter all my Reddit posts to add the names of my favourite Frasier and Cheers actors but I'm over it now. Edit: Grammer"

"Why doesn't the Grinch like knock knock jokes? Because there's always Whos there!"

"My girlfriend called me a pedophile yesterday... ...so I said, ""That's a big word for a seven-year-old"""

"You can make fun of the Amish all you want on the Internet They'll never see it!"

"What's the difference between a terrorist training camp and an orphanage? Terrorists blow them selves up at camp on accident"

"allentine's ay. For those of you who won't be getting the V or the D on Feb. 14th."

"Hey dad, did you get a haircut? No son, I got all of 'em cut"

"Feminism Joke Man: So what do you want? Feminist: I want equal rights and liberties as men. Man: I couldn't agree with you more... because if I did, you would have a problem with that."

"I have a concrete strip on my front lawn painted to look like a slip n slide and every summer 10 to 15 kids learn a valuable lesson on it."