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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend reminds me of Chernobyl... There's nuclear fallout when she over-reacts!"

"Did you hear about the million dollar Dutch lottery? If you win, you get a dollar a year ... for a million years."

"My wife just bought a $50 bottle of shampoo. So guys, party at my house this weekend because apparently we won the Lottery!!!"

"Got asked to help unlock a PDF file today..... I said stop wasting your time, we should be concentrating on locking them up."

"Why did the hipster burn his tongue? He was drinking his coffee before it was cool."

"Since I have a lot of exams next week... I decided to buy a Seahawks jersey. That way, I'm sure to pass even if I shouldn't"

"What's the difference between a middle school flute player and a dress maker Dress makers tuck up frills"

"Only 90's kids will remember this! *plays outside*"

"If a quiz is quizical, what is a test ? Title."

"Tequila, because sometimes you and your toilet need to hug it out."