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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a chiropractor in Egypt? A cairopractor."

"Oh great. I forgot to pack an apple in my lunch and now there's doctors EVERYWHERE."

"On Facebook, my friend became a fan of Paris Hilton, Heidi Montag and Nickelback. I became a fan of unfriending her."

"I will not believe a thing posted on this entire website tomorrow (today for some of you in the world) Fucking April 1ST."

"A student once told me the Big Bang was a lie, just like evolution. Then he asked me what my sign was. I'm just a prof. I can't fix stupid."

"I wanted to post a joke about tofu but it's tasteless."

"Why is ""Z"" afraid of all of the other letters? Because they're Not-Z's (*Nazis*)"

"Of course every kiss begins with k. That's how the English language works, stupid."

"Steps to being cool A) Use the sunglasses face B)"

"The first rule of Chinese Whispers Club is... ...don't talk about Tiny Whiskers Grub"