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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a gay fascist leader? A Dicktaker"
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"I've discovered the best way to get attention is to sit on the coffee table and meow loudly."
"He who stands on a toilet is high on pot."
"*eats one piece of lettuce* checks for abs"
"I told Cheryl Cole I was taking her to Scandinavia for a weeks holiday. ""Norway?"" ""No, I'm serious."""
"""W.A.D."" a simple mnemonic device for remembering the steps in folding a fitted sheet stands for: 1. Wad it up; 2. And; 3. Done"
"Q: Why are violas so large? A: It is an optical illusion. It's not that the violas are large just that the viola player's heads are so small."
"What's the worst thing to say to a friend you see on a plane? Hi Jack!"
"Q: Why is Bill Clinton's economic plan called positively atheist? A: Because it hasn't got a prayer."
"why do woman get periods? because they deserve them"