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Joke of the Day
"What's the best part about having sex with twenty eight year olds? There was 20 of them"
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"I hear all these Trump supporters saying they support him because he speaks his mind. Well you know who else speaks his mind? My 4 year old."
"It's obvious that God doesn't hate gays; because if he did he would have made a plague or something to wipe them out."
"Said Jesus to Buddha... ""... You're not taking your self very seriously."""
"What do you call a gay guy's kidney stones? Fruity pebbles"
"Why did the Nazi cross the road? to get to the geno-side."
"[Captain America, minutes after the love of his life's funeral] Damn her niece is hot"
"I swear to holy hell, Aunt Pat, I would rather lick a midget's taint than accept your invitation to play Lucky Slots."
"What do you do when your girlfriend starts smoking? You slow down and add lubricant."
"What's the difference between men and women when watching video? The phrase ""I went through a whole box of tissues watching that film."" usually has a completely different meaning."