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Joke of the Day

"Her: is the game almost over? Me: this is just the first half Her: uggghh how many more halves are there? Me: you're pretty"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna go ride bikes?"

"What's the internal temperature of a Ton-ton? Lukewarm"

"Why do Jamaican philosophers shit together? Because they discuss tings."

"I just want to make enough money to live in a neighborhood where Starbucks doesn't lock their bathrooms"

"What do you call a gay dinosaur? Cockinasoreass. (Better when said aloud)"

"The first rule of recursion club is the first rule of recursion club"

"How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two. Real question is, how'd they get in there.?"

"Why is there only 50 shades of grey? Why not 5,000? What's stopping them?"

"Of all the millions and trillions of literary devices, hyperbole is my favorite."