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Joke of the Day

"Went to a sausage party It was the wurst."

"Why did the student do their multiplication problems on the floor? Their teacher told them not to use tables!"

"I recently saw a documentary on different types of stationery throughout history. It was on paper-view."

"What's an environmentalist's favorite part of a computer? The recycle bin."

"Procrastination Eh, that's not an important joke; I'll tell that one later."

"Cop: where ya headed? ""the gym"" Cop: im gonna save you a lot of embarrassment and arrest you ""thank you so much, officer"""

"Joke from my daughter Her: Why did the chicken cross the road? Me: Why? Her: To get to the ugly guy's house. Me:??? Her: Knock knock Me: Who's there? Her: It's the chicken!"

"A Mexican magician says: ""on the count of three, I will disappear..."" and he went: ""onu, dos..."" and POOF! he disappeared without a trace"

"Mother: Did you get a good place in the geography test? Fred: Yes Mum I sat next to the cleverest kid in the class."

"I never know how much to tip a cow."