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Joke of the Day

"My doctor gave me a prescription for anti-depression meds but my Bartender is having a hard time reading his writing..."

"The Russian skater has a mullet. Glasnost in front, Perestroika in back."

"Where do Jewish kids go in the summer to learn to study better? Concentration camp"

"Two Condoms Two condoms are walking down the street and pass a gay bar. The first condom turns, looks at the other and asks; Wanna get shit faced?"

"I want a textbook wedding. One that costs way too much and is of no use to me later in life."

"What did the blue denims say to the black denims? I guess we have different genes! *knee slap* ... I'll see myself to the door"

"COP: You seen an escaped evil octopus? ME: No COP: [looks up] Nice chandelier ME: Thanks COP: Why is it wet? ME: Um COP: And holding 8 guns?"

"Her smile used to get me through a tough day. Now her smile just keeps me up all these sleepless nights...wondering...what is this b!tch up to???"

"What did the cannibal ask for at the cruiseline buffet? The passenger list."

"I'm going to create a Mexican supremacist group called the ??? The que que que?"